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Wave Demotivational Poster


IT'S HOT OUT THERE -


TAGS: us heat wave coping
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

mumbles181 - August 23, 2011, 8:09 pm
It's not an official heat wave till someone asks, on facebook, "Is it h** enough yet?"
Budog - July 21, 2011, 10:21 pm
Does beer count as fluids? Think about it, fluids and a liquid sandwich all in one!


CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in!


TAGS: september challenge pms surf the crimson wave
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

temp - September 20, 2009, 12:10 am
Wow, Lilo's all grown up!! I bet even Stitch knows when to behave rather than incur her wrath.


SOUNDWAVE - Say "Hello" to my little friends!




SCREWED -


TAGS: surfer wave screwed
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by andre33

GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:35 am
Preach my Brother, Preach it!! "5 oh, f*ck, not again's"


RUMBLE - The ORIGINAL Joe Pecsi.




OPPORTUNITY -




HEATWAVE - "If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"




POPCORN - Someone put too much in the microwave.




BETTER RUN KID -


TAGS: contemplation wave
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Greeny

JohhnyMac - May 14, 2011, 11:46 am
What he'll NEED to do after the wave settles down is wash some shorts..
Cloudchaser - May 13, 2011, 10:29 am
Depends on how much time you spend dreaming of what you would like to do


UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: wavelengths
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 14, 2009, 8:21 am
I see 5 hooters there Haar


MICROWAVE POPCORN DIRECTIONS - Read and heed!


TAGS: microwave popcorn oil rig directions
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 12:34 pm
Yes, that's definitely Piper Alpha, I'll know that rig from a mile away, was one hell of a tragedy that
Derek - October 20, 2009, 4:31 pm
Piper Alpha?


MICKEY MOUSE -




How hot is it? -


TAGS: heat wave
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - June 24, 2016, 12:33 am
Thanks, guys!
JesusWept - June 23, 2016, 7:58 pm
LMAO!!
concern3 - June 23, 2016, 6:33 pm
Nice, UP yours


TSUNAMI-KILLER WAVES DUDE - Catch a wave and you're surfin' on top of the world. Dude.




Surfing -


TAGS: surfer shark wave
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 8:14 am
Brings new meaning to the term wetsuit! chuckle,chuckle. ^!
EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2016, 12:20 pm
Hey, hodad, you've got your board upside-down and backward!


YOU THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD? - I JUST LEFT A DARN FORK IN THE MICROWAVE.




~THINKING~ - this is not a good thing to do all the time...




AAAAGH STIMULI -


TAGS: electrical sign wave frequency
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Derek - March 31, 2011, 6:44 pm
You can't count to 15 with 240v
MPsniper - March 31, 2011, 5:09 pm
calling an electrician "sparky" is about the same as calling a plumber "leaky".
Greeny - March 31, 2011, 11:04 am
*sparky
Greeny - March 31, 2011, 11:04 am
spraky check
stenusmc - March 31, 2011, 9:25 am
Sine wave?


REALISTS -




SLEEPOVERS - Theres no age limit


TAGS: wizards of waverly place disney
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by camirules

Peso - June 2, 2011, 12:08 pm
Sorry about that, trigger finger got stuck.
Peso - June 2, 2011, 11:48 am
Would love to give you high numbers on your first moti, but that's just too creepy...
Peso - June 2, 2011, 11:39 am
Would love to give you high numbers on your first moti, but that's just too creepy...
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 10:29 pm
Bowchicka wah wah. Break out the Viagra.


Uber -


TAGS: cannon blue wave uber guy rpc
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Chaosed0

Zerp - July 2, 2009, 9:39 pm
He meant RPC, Rocket Propelled Chainsaw
Also - December 6, 2008, 10:22 pm
That blue wave looks like a dead guy...
J - November 15, 2008, 10:15 pm
...?
AL3X - October 21, 2008, 2:53 am
he meant rpg
Evil Kiwi - September 26, 2008, 3:26 pm
Oh.
Evil Kiwi - September 26, 2008, 3:26 pm
WTF's an RPC?
Nero - August 6, 2008, 3:14 pm
Sounds about right.


Poppin' Corn -




REFLECTIONS -


TAGS: pond pwnd waves peace disturbance
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:12 pm
and you?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:12 pm
doing well... still have not xmas shopped yet...lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:59 am
O I See.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:59 am
lunazol?..even Google can't tell me what that is..Is that your pet name for whippets?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:57 am
referring to the minor trauma destroying all hopes of a decent relationship in the future.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:56 am
oh god, the woman is bustin out the lunazol sh**s... I guess I will be taken advantage of.... someday
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:56 am
Next spouse?..she's 3 (are you drunk?...you shouldn't mix wine coolers and Motifake......Sorry i keep forgetting you're an American.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:55 am
big deep ukulele, I guess... lower is better
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:53 am
nothing like a Blitzen burger with extra mayo and an egg on top. they either get over the trauma, or take it out on their next spouse... Enjoy the show
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:52 am
Mrs. moooooooo is the guitar expert...that could be a ukulele for all I know/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:51 am
Why is my 3 year old niece okay with me BBQ'ing Caribou...But If I call it a reindeer she starts crying and won't hug me goodbye?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:50 am
doing good, think I know one of my xmas presents... acoustic electric bass guitar
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:48 am
I'm good. just did an early Christmas with the 'rents and family....too long and icy of a drive, but I ate well. You?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:47 am
lol.... so how ya doin, bud?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:45 am
That's mighty liberal of you...have you met my friend Greyscorpion yet?.....I think you guys might hit it off.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:44 am
depends on my mood
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
*keys....and yes, yes it is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
You missed a few krys...did you mean "Imhomo"?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
I thought drinking was part of the job.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:42 am
lesbian trapped in a mans body, imho
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:42 am
Try it, I'll reject the 99th every day, even if I have to quit my job and take up drinking.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:41 am
if I go that route, at least 5 will be funny
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:41 am
They have their downsides....and we always have chompers. And that new girl springspirit or something, she seems cool but her boyfriend just screams "Fake internet lesbian"
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:39 am
maybe I should make a hundred posters by the end of the month, that might fix it
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:37 am
You know, this has been the funniest stuff I have seen here in a while. too bad we don't have a real crazy to mess with anymore
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:36 am
I have both....Flintstones vitamins and Stolichnaya OK?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:35 am
oh, wait....wh***? thats it, I cant take it anymore...where are my pills and vodka?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:34 am
You'll feel it later Samantha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
*3 comments down, I meant *who are...not "wh***"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
This has been a public service announcement by Moooooooooooo.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
awww, I feel the love
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:32 am
*To any noob reading this. 5150 and I are friends, It's OK to be this cruel to people wh*** your established equals on the site, we're just having fun.....Don't think you can talk like this to anyone on your first days here.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:31 am
yeah, but since you dont provide dental, the meth is starting to effect my clients
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:30 am
It's a good thing you do most of your work with your mouth.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:28 am
they tear when i let the brazilian grow out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:26 am
I keep telling you to wear the pads...but do you listen?...Nooooooo.. You're affecting the bottom line, HO.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:26 am
thats why I buy dark spiderman underoos.... it hides the stains, and I feel like a hero at the same time
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:25 am
more of a runny discharge, its just tinted with blood from the infection... it comes and goes
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:24 am
So. You're saying that the blood you excrete (with the syphilis and all) is easier to wash than h***er blood?...that's just ***ist.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:21 am
bloodstains from dead h***ers are harder to get out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:19 am
Said 5150 to his dry cleaner.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:16 am
the **** remains for some time, but eventually gets forgotten and dissipates.
gufbal - December 19, 2010, 9:56 am
but you still left your **** behind..
Faceplant31 - December 17, 2010, 12:30 pm
Very good ML. 5L
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
*going to be
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
pretty much... I eventually gave up, but saved it just in case. remember it was going to memoirs to one of my dumped h***ers?
crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 12:23 pm
i remember this ph**o, it got lost in a fire didn't it?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:23 pm
*first started on motifake
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
I had been toying with this picture since I started here. finally something fit
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:15 pm
I would give it 5L for the image alone but the text is a bonus...5L!


bad fun -




SURFING - It's gonna be rad with your new Haz-Mat suit on.




There was a time -


TAGS: microwave dinner retro
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Airman - August 4, 2013, 10:39 pm
great.. now I have to go look for some Moths..
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 4, 2013, 10:31 pm
Moth races? Really? lol!
Greeny - August 4, 2013, 5:27 pm
The cook time sensor in my old microwave went on the fritz - couldn't enjoy holding Moth races anymore...
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 5:15 pm
Neither do they. I imagine it's a canned program that comes with the package. And the originator of the edit program spent a bit of time in the joint….a young, rather soft, pubescent programmer.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 4, 2013, 4:54 pm
That's weird... I don't get understand censors.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 10:15 am
Silly me. Along with buhtter and buhtterfies, the word ‘s.u.c.k.i.n.g’ gets edited out. That really pisses me off...…wait.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 10:02 am
Mine just quit. Not getting another one. I have all these bags of microwave popcorn. Turns out they don’t need to be microwaved… if you just learn to sit there s****** the movie theater buhtter off
EmilioDumphque - August 4, 2013, 4:22 am
Put it on a plate to raise it up half an inch.


Someday -




INSPIRATION COMES FROM ANYTHING -




Rogue Waves -




SUPER JEEP MAN - Spreading traditions at all cost




SPOON - I Has One


TAGS: spoon balstwave doom
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by God

Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 11:19 pm
And I have a bowl. Let's find someone with cereal and have a party.
Atomic_Flame - January 14, 2009, 4:24 am
For those unfamiliar with the artist -> http://www.blastwavecomic.com/index.php
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 8:46 pm
With that spoon, he may divide by zero...
Schifty - November 19, 2008, 2:20 pm
**** he has a spoon! Man i gotta get me one of those.
Auda - November 12, 2008, 6:52 pm
For some reason, I like this poster. A soldier flimsily pointing to a underrated utensil as if it means something is actually funny to me. The text only adds to the futility, and the artwork is nice.
LogicDude - November 5, 2008, 10:23 am
1 Poodle. You gots one.
energy - November 4, 2008, 9:23 pm
purpose - this poster has none
Roamer - November 4, 2008, 7:40 pm
Spooning leads to forking; then to knifing...


SELENA GOMEZ - THIS IS NOT YOUR FATHER'S DISNEY -




BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE #5 - The Wave




Oil -




The Duke said it -


TAGS: july 4th calendar theme john wayne quote wave the american flag
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

concern3 - July 5, 2017, 4:39 am
Excellent, UP yours
JesusWept - July 4, 2017, 4:47 pm
Nicely done! And happy 4th July to you over there ;)


Ad -


TAGS: microwave surveilence kellyanne conway espionage wire***ping trump president
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 24, 2017, 11:07 pm
Maybe you should go back to pit ovens lolol
mizzdizz - March 24, 2017, 10:35 pm
According to 1 female on the internet, spycams are a standard feature on microwaves in The States! HAHAHAHAHA! Big Brother is watching you and your weird snacking habits!
Silverheart - March 15, 2017, 12:19 am

pop pop pop pop BOOOOMMM!
JesusWept - March 14, 2017, 6:21 am
It will NUKE the tarnation out of it XD
Silverheart - March 14, 2017, 12:46 am

But will it burn the tarnation out of my popcorn?


Snack Time -


TAGS: trump conway microwave
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 21, 2017, 9:20 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - March 21, 2017, 2:38 am
Hilarious, UP yours


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